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It has been long since I made a post here.Recently, I was searching through my good old Yahoo! Mail and found this forward over there about How to Catch a Lion? Have Fun

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Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite
reaction.Implies you caught lion




Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due
to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get tired soon. Now
you can trap it easily.


Schrodinger Method:

At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.



Inverse Transformation Method:

We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter
it.Perform an inverse
transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we
are out.



Thermodynamic Procedure:

We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
everything to pass
it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.




Integration Differential Method:

Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is
some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY
w.r.t lion to trace out
the lion



Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion. If
anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to Lion.



Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its
a Lion.



GOT FRUSTRATED



Now lets kill the lion...



Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will
live in fear and die soon in fear itself.



Ramarajan Method :

Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will
die
notwithstanding that heavy weight.



Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while
it's sleeping !



Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring
something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.



Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness
fall in love with
each other. Send another lioness in to the
forest,followed by another
lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the
second lion loves the
2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now
send another
lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand
right... ok....read it
after 15 yrs, then also u wont !



Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic
location.



Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.



Rahul dravid method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and
score 1 run.


Menaka Gandhi method:

Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables
continuously.



George bush method:


Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.